Melvin "Diaper Dork" Azhoul
Popularity, World Peace
Empathetic, Unshakeable Optimism, Diplomatic, Obedient, Resilient, Unbiased, Unclean, Manipulatable, Undiscimplined, Naïve
Speed, Strength, Fire-Piss, Laser-Nipples, Cannon-Turds, Power-Words and Flight
"I can't believe the popular kids beat me up and called me names all day today! This is the best day of my life! I wish I was that cool!"